W H Y

  • store: help wanted
  • me: *applies for job*
  • store: no not you

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Source: suprenaturals, via interspeciesspacefightinglesbian)

septagonstudios:

Sharon Johnstone
FEATHER SPARKLES II

stan-lord:

exhibition-ism:

Dan Tobin Smith's sweeping color gradient installation in his London studio is a sight behold 

(Source: exhibition-ism.com , via spiderminx)

thediaryofadisappointingman:

Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.

(via spiderminx)

dragoon811:

pixiesizedprincess:

Anyone else reminded of Oberyn and the Sand Snakes from ASoiaF?

I’m thinking more “hell yes, Slytherin party dress”.

(Source: potterswheeezy, via spiderminx)

naughtysensei:

白铃-居然被抢了昵称

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt, via thefuuuucomics)

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

dylandudicle:

a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr post

(Source: dyinanimemom, via thefuuuucomics)

(Source: fantasy-fawn, via tsukushima)

claphne:

child

why u scream

(via taggedlazy)

  • Me: hey mum what's green and has wheels?
  • Mum: what?
  • Me: grass i lied about the wheels
  • Mum: go to your room
insolacion:

Abstract 6 by Jack Vanzet / Tumblr

insolacion:

Abstract 6 by Jack Vanzet / Tumblr

(via v-e-r-o-n-i-c-a)

spideysass:

i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men

(via cartoon-blues)

(via ilaney)