- store: help wanted
- me: *applies for job*
- store: no not you
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH
"the polite thing to do is say yes"
hello rape culture
when something like this happens you should just block the person. Problem solved.
I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.
Eventually whenever Pavlov heard a bell ring he had an uncontrollable urge to feed a dog.
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
- Me: hey mum what's green and has wheels?
- Mum: what?
- Me: grass i lied about the wheels
- Mum: go to your room
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men